Ry Pee Freely

Well, the long awaited debut has finally arrived…  Mr. Pee Freely has lured out the one whose footsteps he has followed… the great father of the Pee Freely family…

Of course, it’s been a while since Ken has been on film peeing outdoors, so we’ll let this “hide behind a tree” stunt pass for this one time only.  Ry came out and showed his dad how it was done… with a nice, one-legged pose to impress all the bitches around (well, Mocha…).  Very nice… very nice indeed!

Another beautiful day in the woods, another beautiful day for peeing outdoors!  Climbing up Bennett Hill, in Clarksville, NY, Mr. Pee-Freely decided the poor frozen trees needed a bit more watering.  What a great day for a hike, and a pee outdoors!

Since we’re beginning our diets, well, today… We decided to go all out this weekend.  After browsing through our “Entertainment” book, we found some pretty decent coupons to Fuddruckers.  Now, if anyone has ever seen the movie “Idiocracy”, you’ll probably understand why this is funny to us.  If you haven’t seen Idiocracy, please click on the link to check it out.  It’s hilarious and scary all at the same time!!  Here’s another link, too.  Now, after having a great meal there (yes, even WE were surprised!), Mr. Pee-Freely had to relieve himself.  Why use the public toilet?  Why not just use the parking lot!  Luckily their lot has nice hiding spots in the back, behind cars, dumpsters, & trees.  What a lovely end to an enjoyable evening!

Well, as classy as a young man can be, Mr. Pee Freely is really classin’ it up here.  After a very fun night out with friends we hadn’t seen in a while, Ry didn’t think he could make it in the house to pee.  Why would he?  My parent’s front lawn is large and gives many opportunities for a Pee Freely moment.  My favorite part of these pics (besides the obvious drunkeness of Mr. Pee Freely), is my sister standing in the background to the left of the first shot.  Priceless!

Well folks, you can all thank my sister who bought us a new digital camera for Christmas.  Now the Ry-Pee-Freely pics will be coming more often!  Yay!

This past evening we decided to walk down to Washington Park to see all the holiday lights.  Little did we know that you were supposed to DRIVE through the lighted section… and pay!  Screw that!  The sidewalks were blocked off, so we (of course) just bushwacked through the park, making our own trail.  Mr. Pee Freely had to empty his bladder, so enjoy these holiday pics of him watering the lovely old trees!  Happy Holidays Everyone!

Now folks, I’m sure you’ve all been worried since there hasn’t been a new Mr. Pee Freely post in a while.  Although I haven’t been posting, you can bet your asses that Ry Pee Freely has been peeing freely whenever and where ever he gets the chance.  I, unfortunately, have not been too handy with the camera, so I guess it’s my fault!

This past weekend we did a 24 mile hike through the Catskills on what’s called “The Escarpment Trail.”  There will be another post to come, but for now, enjoy the cliff shot of Mr. Pee Freely.

I’m sure 200 feet below, some little squirrel was wondering why it was raining on such a lovely sunny day!  Better yet- hopefully someone in one of those houses (far off across the valley) was looking through their telescope, right at the opportune time!  Not everyone gets to see the UNcensored version! HA!

Well folks, slowly but surely, Mr. Pee Freely is going to take over… I have stressed the importance of peeing outside via this blog many times in the past, as well as linked to important sites proving our point here.  Yesterday, Peeoutside.org posted our blog in their “News” section.  Hopefully Mr. Pee Freely will reach a few more unknowing citizens…  AWESOME!

So, as our fun BBQ continued on Saturday afternoon, Snake decided to drink Jack Daniel’s quite heavily.  (Which, for anyone who knows Snake, knows this isn’t very surprising.)

Apparently, Snake was using the toilet when this occurred, but we’ll count it as a pee-freely moment… especially because of the amount of pee he wasn’t able to get directly into the pot, and onto his pants.

This picture is actually him trying to explain exactly how it happened…  Even though I’m sure… it was a little on purpose…

Nice work Mr. Snake!

Pub crawls… what an amazing invention.  Who was the intelligent human who created this event?  “Hey guys, I’ve got an idea!  Let’s go to EVERY bar we can in one night!”  Awesome.  What made it better is that we all had matching shirts, glow-in-the-dark necklaces, and wherever we went, all night long, it was happy hour specials.

On a night like this, emptying the bladder happens often, but not often enough outdoors.  I was able to snap this photo at the very end of the evening of Mr. Pee-Freely behind one of our favorite watering holes (to be left nameless).  What a great night!

Here’s a link from wikipedia that explains pubcrawls… Gotta love those British! (Hey, they’ve had the largest one EVER!)