Ry Pee Freely

Pub crawls… what an amazing invention.  Who was the intelligent human who created this event?  “Hey guys, I’ve got an idea!  Let’s go to EVERY bar we can in one night!”  Awesome.  What made it better is that we all had matching shirts, glow-in-the-dark necklaces, and wherever we went, all night long, it was happy hour specials.

On a night like this, emptying the bladder happens often, but not often enough outdoors.  I was able to snap this photo at the very end of the evening of Mr. Pee-Freely behind one of our favorite watering holes (to be left nameless).  What a great night!

Here’s a link from wikipedia that explains pubcrawls… Gotta love those British! (Hey, they’ve had the largest one EVER!)

Mr. Pee Freely is covering 3 states in this hike alone!  After hiking along the edge of the MA/NY border for a while, then we headed for a quick dip into VT.  We ended up coming back into NY just before we turned back and headed down.  A nice trip overall, and it tired the dogs (and us!) out, which was our main goal.

His first pee at the top was (I think) in Vermont, so he had to lay some of his mark in the good ol’ Green Mountain State.  I know the stream is hard to see, but trust me… it’s there.

We enjoyed the rest of the hike down, with many stops to fill our bladders again…

Then, after our hike down the ridge, I captured this epic shot… He did have to drink a lot of water, so it’s understandable he’d have to empty his bladder twice!  It’s always nice to empty with such a view…

Stolen from Mr. Blitz Stormer… A priceless pic of Mr. Pee Freely on top of Dix Mountain in the Adirondacks.  Of course, it’s easy to let the stream flow when you have such a wonderful view…  Beautiful!

Mr. Pee-Freely had many opportunities for outdoor peeing
this weekend.  He was able to
pollute the Delaware River many times while playing in the water all afternoon.  Now, if you’re worried about what is showing in this picture, don’t worry- it’s just his hand, I swear!  The river was very very warm, so it was easy to relax and do “his thing.”

DId I mention there were people swimming all around? Yeah, he’s that classy folks…

That evening, we were camping near Roscoe, NY.  As it goes with camping, there were many alcoholic beverages to be had, so late night I was able to snatch this nice drunken pee shot of Mr. Pee Freely in all his glory.  As usual, I’m impressed by his mighty stream… What a great job!

Yet another of Ry Pee Freely’s chums as decided that peeing outside is the ‘bee’s knees.’ Snake has kindly donated this picture of himself, peeing in the Badlands of South Dakota. To quote his own words:

“I am miterating upon the Bad Lands of South Dakota. This is by far one of my best works of erosion.”

I’m sure this won’t be the last guest appearance from our buddy here. Nice work Mr. Snake!

I’ve added this article so everyone knows how he does it folks…

Nothing is better than sleeping, eating, and PEEING in the woods, right? Well, this past weekend there was a lot of all of the above.

Although I wasn’t quick with the camera on many occasions (missed a few good pee shots- sorry!), I was able to get a nice pic of Mr. Pee-Freely really showing off his amazing length of stream!

There was also a video taken… But we’re currently having technical difficulties uploading that into this post. Check back! It will make an appearance!

July 4th in Montgomery, Vermont is filled with friends, drinking, & swimming holes. If you don’t know, this basically equates to peeing outside… a LOT! Ry definitely had his fun this weekend. We hit up many swimming holes: Gray Rock, Hippie Hole, D&D, and 2nd/3rd Hole; Ry was able to leave his mark at many. The first picture (to the left) is Ry at the top of the Hippie Hole. I just want to go on record saying that I think he’s gross… But… This picture is of him going… in his pants. To his defense, he did hop in the water only moments after. Ew. Our friend Shady makes a guest appearance on this post… He did what Ry should have done- gone before we went down. Nice work Mr. Shady.

Finally, the last day we hit up the meadow across the street from my ol’ abode with the dogs. Ry decided he needed to water Jay Peak from afar. I guess it was a bit dry up there.

Hope everyone enjoyed their pee-tastic weekend! Enjoy another fun article…

Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to introduce Ben… His hobbies are smiling, drinking, peeing in Kadlu’s sink…

Ah yes… the sink pee. I’m pretty sure the bathroom was full and Ben just
didn’t want to wait. He had to go so bad, that I actually have an X-rated pic
of his hoo-hoo that I’ll refrain from posting so our lovely site doesn’t get shut down. Here he is helping Kadlu keep those dirty dishes nice and rinsed… What a good friend!

I guess this is why Ry and Ben have such a fondness of each other…

This video proves that Ben is really just trying to save the environment (what an environmentalist).

Okay, so this pic doesn’t show stream or actual PROOF that Ryan peed in Jordan Pond (which happens to be the drinking water for all of Mount Desert Island!!)- so I guess he can’t get in trouble. We’ll just say he could have accidentally let go of some urine when he was comforted by the warm waters of this beautiful pond. I should also note that we did NOT know this was a drinking water supply before we swam in it. Yes, we. All of us- there were four of us to be exact, plus Mocha… oh, and we all had to go too… (I won’t give names, to protect the innocent!).

Here’s to clean drinking water!

Moving to Portland was a lot of fun for us… Unfortunately, it didn’t work out. Oh well! At least Ryan got to pee on the city before we left! This picture was taken from Mackworth Island, which is across the bay from the City of Portland. It’s pretty bright out, but if you look closely enough, there is definitely stream.

When the tide is all the way out, there is a sandbar that goes half way to the city. You can’t get all the way there, the channel prohibits it… but we definitely had a good time exploring all the shells & treasures along the bar.

Yet another article for your reading pleasure…