Ry Pee Freely

Well folks, it’s finally happened… Mr. Pee-Freely has hit a major milestone in his life… Dirty 30! Do you think that would slow him down at all? Oh no! His sister got him a new shirt that is bound to become one of his faves… People from all around came out to celebrate in the festivities! It was a wild evening that finalized with another Pee-Freely moment to share with all!

(Of course, the night OFFICIALLY ended when Mr. Pee-Freely fell asleep naked on the toilet, but that’s another story!)

Enjoy the pics, more to come!

The first big stream pee of the spring folks! Mr. Pee-Freely is having a lot of fun chasing the fishes… and making sure they had their share of his ‘wonder juice’ for the day.

He doesn’t even need to open his pants anymore… he’s that amazing!

For all you Ghostbusters fans out there, you’ll know exactly where I’m headed when I say, “Don’t cross the streams!!”  Here’s a little video to give you a taste…  Anyhoo, after many, many, many attempts, we finally got Ry Pee Freely and Snake DRUNK and NAKED enough to accomplish this feat.  Not to mention, I was sober enough (unfortunately) to get some good shots in the first place.  Apparently the best mixture was found: New Hampshire, negative temps, whiskey, and lots, LOTS of beer.  Without further ado… enjoy!

Success!

Well, the long awaited debut has finally arrived…  Mr. Pee Freely has lured out the one whose footsteps he has followed… the great father of the Pee Freely family…

Of course, it’s been a while since Ken has been on film peeing outdoors, so we’ll let this “hide behind a tree” stunt pass for this one time only.  Ry came out and showed his dad how it was done… with a nice, one-legged pose to impress all the bitches around (well, Mocha…).  Very nice… very nice indeed!

Another beautiful day in the woods, another beautiful day for peeing outdoors!  Climbing up Bennett Hill, in Clarksville, NY, Mr. Pee-Freely decided the poor frozen trees needed a bit more watering.  What a great day for a hike, and a pee outdoors!

Since we’re beginning our diets, well, today… We decided to go all out this weekend.  After browsing through our “Entertainment” book, we found some pretty decent coupons to Fuddruckers.  Now, if anyone has ever seen the movie “Idiocracy”, you’ll probably understand why this is funny to us.  If you haven’t seen Idiocracy, please click on the link to check it out.  It’s hilarious and scary all at the same time!!  Here’s another link, too.  Now, after having a great meal there (yes, even WE were surprised!), Mr. Pee-Freely had to relieve himself.  Why use the public toilet?  Why not just use the parking lot!  Luckily their lot has nice hiding spots in the back, behind cars, dumpsters, & trees.  What a lovely end to an enjoyable evening!

Well, as classy as a young man can be, Mr. Pee Freely is really classin’ it up here.  After a very fun night out with friends we hadn’t seen in a while, Ry didn’t think he could make it in the house to pee.  Why would he?  My parent’s front lawn is large and gives many opportunities for a Pee Freely moment.  My favorite part of these pics (besides the obvious drunkeness of Mr. Pee Freely), is my sister standing in the background to the left of the first shot.  Priceless!

Well folks, you can all thank my sister who bought us a new digital camera for Christmas.  Now the Ry-Pee-Freely pics will be coming more often!  Yay!

This past evening we decided to walk down to Washington Park to see all the holiday lights.  Little did we know that you were supposed to DRIVE through the lighted section… and pay!  Screw that!  The sidewalks were blocked off, so we (of course) just bushwacked through the park, making our own trail.  Mr. Pee Freely had to empty his bladder, so enjoy these holiday pics of him watering the lovely old trees!  Happy Holidays Everyone!